Re. the second point about your camp job: Nice to know that sheer torture paid off years later. Charlie don't surf, and rudeboy don't camp!
Re. barnyard douche--sounds like a case of the cure being worse than the disease. I don't want to be behind old Bessie in the barn with that stuff, in any case.
Re. PB and Mayo: yikes!
Re. the last part about puns: I have a high tolerance for bad puns, thanks to my Dad, my stepmother's family, and Mr. Chambers, my Latin teacher in high school.
I grew up going to school with no Coke machines and with rusty water fountains. Your water fountain really does look like a toilet's water tank.
And to think, just a few miles from the Hell Summer Camp is Camp Crystal Lake where Jason Voorhees is murdering a bunch of dumb teens who decided midnight skinny dipping at the place where he died was a good idea.
Re. barnyard douche--sounds like a case of the cure being worse than the disease. I don't want to be behind old Bessie in the barn with that stuff, in any case.
Re. PB and Mayo: yikes!
Re. the last part about puns: I have a high tolerance for bad puns, thanks to my Dad, my stepmother's family, and Mr. Chambers, my Latin teacher in high school.
I grew up going to school with no Coke machines and with rusty water fountains. Your water fountain really does look like a toilet's water tank.
Great one!
Too funny dude. Love these!